Okay, I completely wallowed in the comfort of Mechanics Hall this past weekend. Here is why it was the best wedding we played all year for me personally:
1. An actual green room with private, clean dressing rooms and showers is a much nicer place to change than a public restroom.
2. Generous tip IN ADVANCE in separate envelopes - unusual and lovely on so many levels!
3. Wicked dance-y crowd that will not bother us because not only are they distracted by glow sticks, but........ (see #4!)
4. ...we are up on a stage out of arm's reach. ...AND it's pretty.
5. Last but not least, it was not raining on the load in or out, there was really good food, tons of cheese snacks, we ate in a lovely room away from the reception guests, and management did not care if band members had a glass of wine.
This was a paid night out for me...have my standards for a good date really gone downhill?
Wait...don't answer that.
Thanks, Mechanics Hall!
True Stories of a Busy Wedding Singer
Stories, ideas, and the honest truth from a Wedding Singer with over 500 weddings under her Spanx...
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
A**hole Gallery
Oh, man, I wish these pictures had come out better. This character was literally crawling and gyrating on the floor for 99% of the evening - starting with the first song of the dinner set, scaring most sane people away from the dance floor. I'm talking about writhing wildly in a completely horizontal position to Patsy Cline. Hello.
I'll get better pics for the next one! Many more of these characters, I'm sure.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
BAND/CLIENT RELATIONS: Helpful DO’s and DON’Ts
Okay, let’s assume you have made a great choice in your band: checked references, seen videos, etc. …In other words, you have hired professionals, and not your college roomate who happens to own a karaoke machine and digs doing the worm.
That said, here are some helpful DOs and DON'Ts that may help your special event run as smoothly as possible:
· Can I be honest? DON’T have the band at a table in the same room as the rest of the party during the reception. It confounds me when this occasionally happens, primarily because the guitarist and drummer will inevitably get into a competition of “who can yell louder about whose testicles are larger.” And they will be seated next to your Grandmother.
· Brides and Grooms-To-Be: if you happen to have an ex whose first name is featured in a popular song, DO let the band know up front. DON’T run up during “Come On, Eileen” and give us a frantic “cut” sign as your new partner in wedded bliss glares at you. Yup, this does happen.
· DO allow the band members to have a drink (unless you are hosting an alcohol-free wedding). After all, these musicians typically dedicate serious time to traveling, setting up, performing, breaking down, schmoozing, etc. to help create the perfect event you have envisioned. Sometimes a lovely glass of wine can be just the thing to help unwind after a long drive - and therefore create a happier environment for the party. AGAIN, if the band members are professionals (and remember: you industriously researched this before signing their contract), they understand that getting drunk and grinding on your Grandmother’s lap is unacceptable, unless she is very attractive.
Blue Ribbon Sunset
Unfortunately, your wedding planner just can't work this perfect sunset out in advance...but they can make sure you have plenty of good cheese to munch on just in case it happens!
View from Goat Island, RI
Monday, September 26, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
MORE COWBELL
Yes, we have all seen the hilarious skit with Will Farrell and Christopher Walken on Saturday Night Live. I laughed when I saw it, too. However, during every single one of our weddings for several years now, at least one drunken white dude stumbles up to the bandstand and shouts, “MORE COWBELL!” While alternatively grabbing for the instrument and/or playing “air cowbell.”
Note to “More Cowbell Dudes,” wherever you are: When you feel compelled to do this, Gino and I will avoid eye contact with you at all costs because encouraging you will inevitably lead to you falling into our equipment and possibly causing serious injury.
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