MORE COWBELL

Yes, we have all seen the hilarious skit with Will Farrell and Christopher Walken on Saturday Night Live. I laughed when I saw it, too. However, during every single one of our weddings for several years now, at least one drunken white dude stumbles up to the bandstand and shouts, “MORE COWBELL!” While alternatively grabbing for the instrument and/or playing “air cowbell.”

Note to “More Cowbell Dudes,” wherever you are: When you feel compelled to do this, Gino and I will avoid eye contact with you at all costs because encouraging you will inevitably lead to you falling into our equipment and possibly causing serious injury.